My dog wants me to get a tail

There is a company in Japan, Neuroware, which has created a tail that reads electrical impulses from your brain and reacts to your mood by wagging a tail. I am not kidding.

It is called Shippo. Here it is.

Buddy wants me to get one of these, but I’m not going to do it.
He also wants me to get about a hundred pounds of bacon and store it for the upcoming Worldwide Bacon Shortage, Porkageddon. I’m not going to do that either.

I’ve watched my share of the TV show Dog Whisperer. Sometimes you just have to be firm with your dog.

This is one of those moments.

Sorry, Buddy.